Back to the Future!

I went on MySpace this evening, looking for some photos I needed to post to my Facebook account...I stopped to read my MySpace Blog. I must say, I think I'm pretty entertaining. :) Well I think so anyways. Either way I stole some of my "Best Of" posts and posted them as Notes on my Facebook. I figured I would post a few here as well ( I mean hell, its been a while since I've posted here, so why not post some interesting stuff)

Posted a few years ago:

Anyone know these kids?

Current mood: amused

So lately there have been these 2 kids in my house causing trouble, one of them is named "Nobody" and the other is "Idunnowho". If anyone knows where I can find these children or knows their mother please let me know, I would like to speak to them about all the trouble they have been causing around here and the messes they are leaving in my house after they go home. I have yet to see these children around, they are sneeky lil shits that's for sure. Well if anyone has any information about these kids please let me know. Thanks! 

Ya, those kids are still hanging around my house. They have a new friend named "Somebody" but we all know that's "ONE OF THEM". No I still haven't met Nobody or Idunnowho's parents...but I'm pretty sure they either one of them is related to "Itwasntme" I swear, these children are bad influences on my kids and I just don't want them hanging around anymore!

On to bigger and better things...I'm a bad Mommy and I can prove it...

Bad Mommy....

Current mood:devious

This afternoon Destini was bugging me to get Twinkle (her hamster) out so she could play with it and I kept telling her no because (honestly I hate that thing and it hates me)  So after about 15 minutes of her whining and begging I cracked and said "I hope it died so you can't bug me about it anymore" and went over to the cage to get it down off the entertainment center.  I looked inside and the thing was still - I knocked on the bottom of the cage to see if she would move....uh....ut oh.  Well needless to say I got my wish and my daughter is crushed. 

So we had a lil funeral for Twinkle and Sarah made a headstone for it.  lol And Destini is now over the loss of her hamster (and of course wants another @@) 

Sad part is....but shhhhh dont ever tell Destini its probably been about 2 weeks since the things been fed.  Woopsie on my part.  =(

I won't deny that I hated that hamster (I proved that in the blog...that thing HATED ME!) also...we got my daughter a hamster on the deal that she would be the 'responsible' one. Nooo...I know what you are thinking, I'm not handing over the blame...I shouldn't have said what I said in the first place (only because "think before you speak" took on a WHOLE new meaning for me at this point) lol. My daughter at this point finds the whole thing funny, although she likes to rub it in my face when she can. Fair play...thats fine. I deserve it. I still feel guilty about the whole thing...

Yes, its true...I tried to sell my children online. No I didn't exactly put them on eBay - but started the bids on MyS

Kids for Sale!!!

Current mood:cranky

And i'm selling them cheap!! 

I've always wondered if i could sell my kids on eBay, and today i'm really thinking about trying it out. 

Destini the mouth I'll start the bid off really cheap - maybe like a .01 starting bid.  I'll even ship her for free. 

Dusten will go for a lil more, since he is still so young - plus hes got the $10,000 peepee thats not even paid for yet - so he will start off cheap but have a reserve on him.  And of course i'll ship him for free. 

But just a note - i am not responsible for packages lost, broken, or items missing once the items have been shipped. If not totally satasfied with your purchase i'll think about refunding your money and ABSOLUTELY NO RETURNS!!!!! 

Can you tell i'm having a GREAT day??   

I must have been having a bad day...now I have 3 kids total...and its been a while since I've thought about selling any of them online...lol Or maybe its the fact that its easier to get into trouble with the law selling them online? Either way...lol

Maybe this was the reason I was wanting to sell my kids...

Dusten The Destroyer

Current mood:busy

Are boys just made to be bigger pains in the asses then girls?  I swear I'm constantly chasing my 14 month old boy around getting him out of more trouble then i ever had to do when my daughter was this age. 

As i type the lil shit is dancing on my coffee table...why don't i go get him down??  Whats the point - he'll just climb back up there.  So far today in the 45 minutes he's been awake hes already taken my ONLY working cordless phone and gave it a bath in the toilet - destroyed a video tape, gone threw the trash, climbed up the entertainment shelves and now hes climbing on the couch. 

Its constant with him ALL day.  Hes the sweetest boy in the world - hes just got another side of him we call Destroyer.  In one day he managed to break 3 glasses, i dont know where he found them but he did and he broke them.  He'll reach up onto the counter tops and try to find things to play with - one day his daddy walked into the kitchen to see Dusten the Destroyer standing there with a really sharp knife he got out of the dish drainer. (can we say HEARTATTACK!!!)  Needless to say - we've moved that where he cant reach it anymore. He LOVES to throw things at you - i honestly dont think hes trying to hurt anyone - hes just having fun.  But having an 8oz insulated sippy cup thats full of juice thrown at you doesn't feel all that great. 

Oh how cute...wanna know what my boys doing now...hes walking around the living room with one of my nightys over his head.  (Now where the hell did he find that??) Oh now we're back to jumping on the couch.  Its funny tho - he can climb on the couch, climb on the beds, the coffee table and even try to climb up the stove. But he CAN'T climb out of his crib. *knocks on wood* I guess i should be thankful he hasn't mastered that task or i'd be in some serious trouble. Bad enough hes figured out how to open the back door and sneek out when you aren't paying attention.  He doesn't go far - he'll walk his lil butt rite over to one of the 4wheelers climb on and sits there clapping until you find him. 

He's the goofiest kid i know full of personality and spunk.  And as much as i would like a break from "The Destroyer" during the day - i couldn't imagine my life without him - there would be nothing to do. 

Oh how I miss "Dusten the Destroyer" every once in a while that child comes out, rest of the time he blames it on Cole (noooo not my lil Cole lol) or Nobody and his friend Idunnowho! I dislike those kids, they are horrible influences...

Welp..thats the long of the short and the best of the best of my "MySpace Blog" if you have to ask me what a MySpace is (don't worry about it - just enjoy the content) MySpace died a long time ago....lol